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2011 | 9 months ago 
Go forth, read, be shit scared, worry for my sanity, like, love, hate. Whichever takes your fancy.
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2010 | 1 year ago Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 99%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 1%Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 100%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 0%Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 100%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 0%
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 2%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 98%
hi, that two percent is boobs and ovaries. (:
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2010 | 1 year ago 513 | Uploaded on May, 17,
2010 | 1 year ago 
Reblog if this is true for you
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2010 | 1 year ago smilehostagerefuge:thatboyneedstherapy:
* We do not hunt crocodiles or ride kangaroo’s. Curse you Steve Irwin for tarnishing our image.
* We are one of the most urbanised countries IN THE WORLD…above the United States. Just because theres only 22 million of us doesn’t mean we fucking live like Crocodile Dundee.
* Australia is not of a singular race or culture [although a racist minority would LOVE to beg to differ]. Australia is THE most multicultural country in the world.
* Australia does not have a national dish. Over my dead body will it EVER be a meat pie.
* We don’t live in the desert; why the fuck would we!? Over 80% of Australians live within 2 hours drive of coastline.
* Uluru [that big fucking red rock] is NOT within viewing distance of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; or the opera house. It is over 2793kms away [thats roughly 1736 miles.] So don’t believe the tourism posters or the tacky tourist artworks.
* I have never, EVER heard someone say “G’day” or “throw some snags and shrimps on the barbie”. Firstly, king prawns pwn over shrimps. Secondly, we aren’t retarded [except for Tasmania…we don’t know what the fuck happened there.]/rant.
Ahhh the Tasmanians and their ever shrinking gene pool.
I remember hearing a story about some tourists from USA planning on going to Uluru from Sydney as a day trip. I never laughed so hard at tourist stupidity before xD
Also, I hear people say g’day. And I promptly die a little inside every time.
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2010 | 1 year ago The Girl in the Fireplace is on UKTV right now on Foxtel!
Note from Sewwy:
jealous.
For Aussie and Kiwi Whovians with Foxtel/Austar: UKTV Runs both Doctor Who, the confidential and Torchwood from 7.30 on a Saturday Night as part of their Sci-Fi Saturday.
sob. I wish I had Foxtel/Austar. I’m going to go live at someone’s house who has Foxtel/Austar on a Saturday night now.
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2010 | 1 year ago But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine:
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine:
Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.
If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right! Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”(via alvareo)
APPROVE.
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2010 | 1 year ago This is really funny.
Rupert is adorably funny.
I’m pretty sure someone gave Daniel Radcliffe with cocaine.
WILL REBLOG ANYTHING WITH ROVE
LMAO! “HAVE ME BACK ON THE SHOW. I’m better than Rudd anyway!” God dammit WIN.
i second the cocaine thing… he was so hyped! When he was all “RANGA THAT’S AMAZING” I was like “oh god Rove what have you done.” xD
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2010 | 1 year ago HMMM. OKAY.
good lord, liv, i don’t think i’ve ever had 74 tabs open in one sitting.
I had 124 once.
WHAT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH UP IF I HAVE MORE THAN 6 I PANIC. THAT DOESN’T COUNT FOR ARTICLES THO…
Yeah, I’ve had hundreds before. Sometimes I get a ton of tabs, open a new window, then do it all over again. hahahaha xD
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2010 | 1 year ago 
I got a bunch of these off my brothers when they left them behind in the house after they moved out. I love them so much! Garfield<3
